I Just went on the most boring, useless date I think I have ever been on. He walked really fast five feet in front of me, would not look at me, crossed his arms the whole time, and when I said I would like to check out some of the other parks in Portland with him he wouldn’t look me in the eye and just said “yeah, maybe.” Wow. The whole date lasted one hour. He had taken one look at my little round self when he first approached and could not handle me. Fuck’im. I dun need him.