Shakespeare's Wench

Words from Beyond the Bookshelf

I Just went on the most boring, useless date I think I have ever been on. He walked really fast five feet in front of me, would not look at me, crossed his arms the whole time, and when I said I would like to check out some of the other parks in Portland with him he wouldn’t look me in the eye and just said “yeah, maybe.” Wow. The whole date lasted one hour. He had taken one look at my little round self when he first approached and could not handle me.  Fuck’im. I dun need him.



vhanstiel:

kimithegreat:

dashperiod:

Forget about Planking! Hadoukening and Vadering seems to be the next big thing on the internet! I love it :D

Sometimes the internet is the right kind of weird.

I WANT A FRIEND TO DO THIS WITH

(via tomhiddlesun)

tomhiddlesun:

tsume-the-lone-wolf:

rockmusicplays:

sophielemarie:

kickingshoes:

improbablenormality:

chocolateitalian:

insert-fandom-reference-here:

clearly-misunderst0od:

WANT

It’s $29.99 at Target. I just saw this and my sister wouldn’t let me buy it. 

SOMEONE GET ME THESE.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Well i know where I’m going today!

WHY DON’T WE HAVE TARGET???

Wifey, is there a Target near you? Because I need that Cap Shield light. NEED.

godDAMN there is a Target in my town guess what I’m doing Fridaaaaaay /laughs maniacally 

I WANT BUT I CANT FIND ANYWHEERE. dose anyone have a link?

EDIT: HERES THE LINK (sorta) Pretty sure its only for in Canada

(Source: callmecaptainamerica)